Saturday, May 19, 2012
BELLATOR 69 RESULTS: Maiquel Falcao Bullies Andreas Spang, Jessica Aguilar Outpoints Megumi Fujii - 5/18/12
In the main event, former UFC 185-pound fighter Maiquel "Big Rig" Falcao won the Bellator Season 6 Middleweight Tournament with a dominant decision over Andreas "Sweet Swede" Spang. Maiquel Falcao will now fight the fifth season tournament winner Alexander "Storm" Shlemenko for the vacant Bellator Middleweight Championship. The title was held up when former champ Hector Lombard signed with the UFC.
In the co-main event, France's Karl "Psycho" Amoussou advanced to the finals of the Bellator Season 6 Welterweight Tournament with a razor-thin split decision victory over previously undefeated American David "The Caveman" Rickels. Karl Amoussou will next fight Bellator veteran Bryan "The Beast" Baker in the finals of the 170-pound tourney.
Friday, May 18, 2012
CFC 21 RESULTS: Jesse Juarez Defends Title, Soa 'The Hulk' Palelei Smashes Bob Sapp in 12 Seconds in Australia - 5/18/21
Australia's Cage Fighting Championship presented CFC 21: Juarez vs Whittaker on Friday, May 18, 2012, at the Homebush State Sports Centre in Sydney Olympic Park in Sydney, Australia.
PAYDAY: UFC on FUEL TV 3: The Korean Zombie vs Poirier Salaries - Purse Amounts and Bonus Payouts for 5/15/12
UFC on FUEL TV 3: The Korean Zombie vs Poirier, held Tuesday, May 15, 2012, at the Patriot Center on the campus of George Mason University in Fairfax, VA.
These are the fighter purses as reported to the DPOR by the UFC. See note at bottom of this article for more details on fighter paychecks.
'The Korean Zombie' Chan Sung Jung was the top earner of the night with his $114,000 payout, including 2 bonuses.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
M-1 CHALLENGE 32 RESULTS: Americans Kenny Garner and Mario Miranda Win M-1 Global Title Fights in Russia - 5/16/12
In the main event, American Kenny "Deuce" Garner retained the M-1 Interim Heavyweight Championship with a third-round knockout of Russian big man Magomed Malikov. Garner awaits a title unification bout with oft-injured M-1 Heavyweight Champion Guram Gugenishvili, who has been out of action for over a year now.
The co-main event also featured an American defeating a Russian in the third round. Former UFC fighter "Super" Mario Miranda won the vacant M-1 Middleweight Championship with a rear-naked choke submission victory over M-1 Global veteran Arthur Guseinov.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
UFC ON FUEL TV 3 BONUSES: $40K Bonus Payouts for The Korean Zombie (Twice), Dustin Poirier and Tom Lawlor - 5/15/12
UFC on FUEL TV 3: The Korean Zombie vs Poirier, held on Tuesday, May 15, 2012, at the Patriot Center in Fairfax, Virginia.
After every UFC event, Zuffa officials pay out bonuses to fighters based on exceptional performances. These bonuses are paid in addition to the contracted salary or fighter purse of each honored athlete.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
The Ultimate Fighting Championship presented UFC on FUEL TV 3: The Korean Zombie vs Poirier on Tuesday, May 15, 2012, at the Patriot Center on the campus of George Mason University in Fairfax, Virginia.
In the main event – one of the best fights of the year – "The Korean Zombie" Chan Sung Jung improved to 3-0 in the UFC with an impressive technical submission victory over top featherweight prospect Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier. After 3 rounds of back-and-forth brutality, The Korean Zombie put Dustin Poirier to sleep with a d'arce choke in the fourth round. With a 7-second knockout of Mark Hominick and now this gutsy tapout victory over Dustin Poirier under his belt, Chan Sung Jung may very well be fighting for the 145-pound title next against the winner of UFC Featherweight Champion Jose Aldo vs Erik Koch at UFC 149.
Complete Results After the Break
Chael Sonnen's Book Is Out! - Controversial UFC Fighter Pens Self-Help - 'The Voice of Reason: A V.I.P. Pass to Enlightenment'
The Voice of Reason: A V.I.P. Pass to Enlightenment.
Chael Sonnen in the epitome of a love-him-or-hate-him fighter with his pro wrestling-style approach to MMA fight promotion. But as the saying goes, one man's insanity is another man's genius. And from this book description, it appears that we're about to get the ultimate Chael Sonnen manifesto.
Presence. Tenacity. Insight. Omniscience. No need to look these words up. They are defined by yours truly. Who am I? I'm the one who needs no introduction, the walking thesaurus, the UFC's most infamous and feared destroyer of men. I am Chael P. Sonnen, and you want to be just like me."The Voice of Reason" will be released in hardcover on May 15, 2012, but you can pre-order now at Amazon. Currently 40% off the cover price!
It's your lucky day. What you are holding in your hands is nothing short of a V.I.P pass to enlightenment. In the coming pages my humor and tales of heroic adventure will baptize you in superhuman greatness. Allow me to carry you like a frail damsel as I make a nightmarish decent into the bowels of Sao Paulo. Sit before me as a student as I teach you about my plans of creating a Chaelocracy, which translates to "A Better Earth." Shower me with praise as I take you into my manly mitts like a lump of seemingly worthless clay and craft you into something far better than yourself—me.
Like all great men of myth and legend, I strive for the betterment of the human race. Prometheus brought us fire; Dana White brought us the modern day gladiator; and I bring you a step-by-step guide to being just like me. Do you have what it takes? Is there truly a chance that one day you will be able to walk in my shoes? Purchase this book and find out. There is no better day to stop being you and start trying to be me.
You're welcome civilization.
Not convinced? Here is some addition information you will glean from The Voice of Reason:
Inside this book I offer you my knowledge of physics, politics, linguistics, history, and physiology. Unless you are currently standing in the checkout line or speeding home, wanting to save my brilliance for when you are curled up in a recliner sipping on some tea, you have already failed at becoming something similar to me. Chael P. Sonnen knows what he wants and buys it. He doesn't need a dust jacket to tell him a book is good. He can feel it.
- Why Dance Dance Revolution is the national fighting style of Brazil.
- How vegans are ruining themselves and the world.
- Why you should never feed carrots to a school bus.
- Why you don’t need an athlete to be your hero.
- How fighters and fashion models have the exact same job.
- Why republicans are more compassionate, pioneering, rebellious, and generally cooler than any liberal.
Chael Sonnen will be fighting next at UFC 148: Silva vs Sonnen 2 in an EPIC rematch with UFC Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva in Brazil. After all of the disparaging remarks Sonnen has made about Brazil and its people, the fact that he is willing to go there to fight proves that he truly has balls the size of grapefruits. Sonnen not only talks the talk, but he's willing to walk the walk. Straight into hell. Against the best fighter of all time, in front of what is sure to be a bloodthirsty Brazilian crowd.
Sunday, May 13, 2012
VIDEO: Kimbo Slice vs Jesse Porter - Former UFC Fighter Scores 36-Second KO in Pro Boxing Match on 5/12/12
KSW 19 RESULTS: Mariusz Pudzianowski Clobbers Bob Sapp in 39 Seconds, Mamed Khalidov KO's Rodney Wallace - 5/12/12
In the main event, former Polish strongman Mariusz "Dominator" Pudzianowski, a record 5-time winner of the World's Strongest Man title, used his superhuman strength to take out behemoth boob Bob "The Beast" Sapp in just 39 seconds. The man known in Poland simply as "Pudzian" backed Bob Sapp up against the ropes with punches and swept him to the ground. Sapp then covered up as usual and Pudzian pounded away with more punches until the referee intervened. Here's the video.